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So me and my cousin have been playing chess for sometime now.

Now clarification; I am ABSOLUTELY TRASH AT CHESS.

I am literally a 650 Elo and my cousin got like 1000 Elo off just beating me like 500 times but I would say my real Elo would be around 800 Elo.

Now chess might just be a memorization game if you just spam one opening at Chess.com  But still if your opponent counters your opening you have to play different variations of the same opening.

Now this isn't like a chess guide or something but the main purpose of this thing is to just say how bad I am at it.

(cough)

Well if you want to look like a big brain dude instead of being a big brain dude you could play ten second chess which requires absolutely no skill except having like a big 5g modem and extremely fast dragging and dropping abilities.

You could literally just win on time and act like you are the best at chess. But the problem with 10 second chess is that if you play one opponent over and over again, they might find a way to checkmate you amongst your 50 pre-moves. Most players don't know how to cancel a pre-move, its literally just right-click.

Now real life chess is an other world because you don't know the available moves easily by just tapping and stuff because real life chess has an entire other rule set. So good luck with real life chess.

I went to a chess tournament from my school to see how good I was and I literally just won 3/7 rounds :(.

The was my first irl tournament and the hall was just filled with people calling: ARBITER ILLEGAL MOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEE NUMBER ONEEEEEE.

The last match I was determined to win and I was doing great nearly check-mating my opponent until I lost my queen (mainly due to the fact that the table was taller than me.

Overall I just love chess but at the same time every time I lose I rage.





















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