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A story but everything just doesn't make any sense.

*Warning: This video will trigger emotional damage*

Disclaimer: Yes, nothing makes sense so don't argue with me

Twice upon a hour, there lived a boy named nothing. Every second he goes to meet his friend who lives 100,000,000 miles away.

Then this second something that doesn't make sense happened. His friend asked him, "How are you?". Now this doesn't make sense because his friend basically asked him how to make sandwiches without being grilled and cheese inside it replaced with ketchup and it has to be vegetarian. The problem is nothing doesn't know what non-vegetarian means so he decides to reply with, "I'm fine". Now his friend gets


Because nothing had just asked him to make a 20 layer burger without any chicken and no veggies as well as it should not be baked in the oven. Not only that the burger should contain fresh honey made 1 millisecond before he puts the burger in the fridge, fried fish that was fried inside the pacific ocean and the burger should be given to the King Of India in the year 2024*.

Because of this request from his friend he decides to decline the challenge and immediately start making this burger in the stove.

Nothing, who is happy that his friend has declined the challenge starts to protest and laughs in sorrow.

And the two of them lived happily ever after!!!

*India doesn't have a king for context

And I'm serious about the disclaimer, nothing makes sense so no one can argue with me.

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