School buses...

(Yes I'm back after a month)

SO

School buses. You've probably went on them or you've probably part of the luck 30% gang or maybe your even more luckier because your school doesn't have school buses (we're not counting the rich kids).

The school bus is an absolutely chaotic place. Especially if there aren't any strict elders on the van. In our school, the caretakers take care of the van and us, idk about your school.

There are four stereotypes in a school bus:

1. The one who loves to talk LOUDER THAN A SPEAKER AT FULL VOLUME.
2. The introvert who has social anxiety and hates being in the bus.
3. The introvert who eventually gets used to the bus and becomes stereotype number 1.
4. The little kids who are stereotype number 1 but worse.
5. The legends who are none of the above stereotypes.

To be honest I was a mix of stereotype no 2 and 3 except the fact that I did not become stereotype number 1.

The only people I liked to talked to were (for the sake of this blog I am going to use fake names) Gangster Leo (a movie name from a famous movie in my state bcz it rhymes with his name), Annoying Jerry (Who is annoying sometimes but sometimes OK to talk to) and Scapegoat Jimmy (His name speaks for himself).

I have a few funny stories for each of them:

First, Gangster Leo who wasn't as gangster one time. Since a LOT of things were happening in our school buses, they decided to keep van leaders and assistant leaders in our school. The most absurd rule they made was that we weren't allowed to speak in our local language IN THE SCHOOL BUS but I'll come to that later. They also gave us "registers" that we were supposed to write the "naughty people's" name in. So as it happened, I BECAME THE VAN LEADER (insert emotional damage meme because I'm too lazy to) and Annoying Jerry became the assistant leader. So on the first day this happened and I got the registers, Gangster Leo kicked Annoying Jerry harder than I ever could. I was in a very liberal state that time bcz it was the first day and I planned to not write anyone's name but Annoying Jerry and the rest of the people sitting at the back forced me to write Gangster Leo's name and guess what Gangster Leo did:

1. Be a Gangster and pretend nothing happened.
2. Plead with me a little.
3. Argue with Annoying Jerry.
4. Kick annoying Jerry again.

Well the answer is...

Option 5: LITERALLY START CRYING. Like I've never seen bro cry like that ever. I literally had to tear that paper and give it to him and Annoying Jerry pretended to cry next to him to try to comfort him or something. Turns out, he cried the whole day and never even talked to his parents bcz of that (like bro I thought u were a gangster). And then he told it to our caretaker and she thought I was the reason he was crying for 5 seconds until I told her that it was Annoying Jerry (he pressured me the most literally threatening to take me to the principal). The next day he came after the incident, he was 25% improved, but it took him 4 days to fully recover and after a month he even started to joke about it bcz the school did NOTHING absolutely NOTHING about the peoples' names that were in the register. Eventually, they even stopped signing the register so I can proudly say that I have not submitted the register for 2 whole months and they still don't sign the register it seems.

Now secondly, about Annoying Jerry. In addition to the previous incident, he also ended up annoying the same 3 girls twice and both the 2 times were due to the register. So there were three girls (Let's call them Karen, Karen 2, and Mrs. Screamer because that's how they talk like). Now Karen was a perfect example of stereotype number 1 and Karen 2 was a perfect example of stereotype number 3. Now both of them are best friends and absolutely love this cringe cartoon called Shin Chan WHICH IS LITERALLY THE STORY OF A FIVE YEAR OLD KID BRO WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HUMANITY?  But that's beside the point (and Mrs. Screamer is practically a loudspeaker there is not much to say about her besides that) so these 3 girls' voice can be heard throughout the entire bus so it is pretty annoying. One day, Annoying Jerry got tired of them and wrote all of their names in the register and Karen and Karen 2 were SoO aNgRy that they literally began to plot against Annoying Jerry (lol) Karen 2 even cried a little so Annoying Jerry told her that he didn't write her name (he actually didn't) RIGHT WHEN KAREN 2'S HOUSE CAME. So her mother was looking at Annoying Jerry like "Ayo what was that???". And the same thing happened again but Mrs. Screamer was cool about it both of the times because she knew that nothing would happen even if her name came in the register. And just so you know, nothing happened after their names were written in the register.

Now next up we have Scapegoat Jimmy who I call a Scapegoat bcz of the same incident that happens almost every single day. So Karen has a small sister who is in Kindergarten (let's call her Mini Loki bcz she's real mischievous) and she loves to play with Scapegoat Jimmy. Now she beats Scapegoat Jimmy a lot and then when Scapegoat Jimmy acts like he's going to punch back, Mini Loki goes to Karen and says, "hE jUsT bEaT mE rIgHt NoW". And then Karen responds back with a full forced punch/slap/hair pull and then insults him a lot. (I mean ur not even allowed to do that according to "School rules which are not even enforced" but since I didn't even submit the register for an eternity I guess you can do what you want) And then Scapegoat Jimmy cries in his thoughts bcz he didn't even do anything wrong. I sit right next to him and I like to talk to him bcz he doesn't talk useless stuff.

I also have two other characters in this "short" blog for whom I can't even think proper nicknames for but I have eventually decided on Good Boi and Bad Boi. They are siblings and have a golden retriever. (even though Bad Boi doesn't look like a good golden retriever owner) Now Good Boi is a good boi (even though he did get a complaint on him once I'll tell that incident if I want to release part 2 of this) and Bad boi's name speaks for himself. He literally loves to annoy people and when people annoy him back he begins to play the "victim". I'll tell you guys the most recent incident. Bad Boi suddenly started to use a ton of bad words in my regional language to insult Annoying Jerry and Gangster Leo and last friday, Annoying Jerry turned on annoying mode and Gangster Leo turned on gangster mode. So they annoyed Bad Boi so much that he began to beat Annoying Jerry and Annoying Jerry was punched it his head so much that he literally had to sleep right there bcz of the pain. Then after Annoying Jerry left (acting to our new caretaker like he was fine) Gangster Leo and Bad Boi had a fight and Gangster Leo's 14,000inr watch strap had been scratched and then Bad Boi pretended to cry bcz of a SMALL SCRATCH that he got. (it was just the white marks you would see when you get a small scratch) Like you literally can't even imagine the mood change that Bad Boi had when Gangster Leo said that his watch strap was scratched. Then you know what he did? HE LITERALLY BANGED MY HEAD AGAINST THE NEXT SEAT saying, "WhAt TyPe Of VaN lEaDeR aRe YoU? AnNoYiNg JeRrY aLwAyS iNsUlTs Me aNd YoU gUyS jUsT wAtCh". Like he immediately stopped all of his talking bad words and then began victimizing himself like he was the one who was always insulted and the one who never fights LIKE BRO WHAT TYPE OF A MOOD CHANGE DID YOU GET? This boi always loves to pick on people who are weak (that includes me). One time, he started slapping my head and I (by reflex) grabbed his hand and just threw it towards him like, "Yo man ur hand just came here I'll return it no delivery fee included".

(Tbh if Bad Boi sees this he'll start to play victim again lol)

Oh, and yes I do hate Bad Boi but I guess sometimes you just have to deal with people that you don't like (I'm telling you, this is the greatest life lesson ever).

Extras: I just started learning Bluej :D .

More Extras: I'm writing a long blog bcz I took a holiday from school today bcz I went with my parents to go and see the bike dealership bcz they were selling their old scooter and buying a new one. And they finally bought the Yamaha Fascino 125fi hybrid.

Oh no this is too long (It's literally over 1,500 words) PUBLISH BUTTON WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.