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Trying to get money of my blogs pt 2

Now if you saw my stats blog you would know that my stats are absolutely cringe and i cant really try to get adsense to put ads on my blog because...

35K total views aint gonna cut it.

I mean it's a loss for adsense if they agree to put ads on cringe ahh blogs like mine but WHO CARES.

If they actually accept to put up ads on my blog, it either means one of two things:

1. The guy who works for adsense probably slept while accepting these requests.

2. The guy who works for adsense probably slept while accepting these requests.

Now making money of blogs aint really that hard all you have to do is become a tech reviewer and just spend a ton of money on ✨AeStHeTIcAlLy✨unboxing a popular gadget that almost every tech reviewer has reviewed and copy paste their dialogues (I DONT RECOMMEND THIS BE CREATIVE)

But sadly this is what almost every minor tech creator does just for the views.

But I guess money is money.

Blogs kinda make a lot of money for sm people for no reason and to be honest, im jealous of them because they have life the easy way.

Now the best way to improve my blog's stats is by just posting everyday but why would my lazy ahh do that?

Now another option for me would be to write long ahh tech product reviews BUT WHAT DO I HAVE TO REVIEW? A 6 YEAR OLD LAPTOP?

But to be really honest there's absolutely no way that my blog would ever be as useful as a buzzing mosquito.

Another part of statistics is just how many people read the entire blog but the statistics for that dont appear because HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO READ PEOPLE'S MINDS WITHOUT HACKING INTO THEIR COMPUTER???

But my best advice for writing blogs would be to definitely not become someone like me who is not interested in this and actually have some amount of interest in writing 100 paragraphs of information about the iPhone 16 pro plus max ultra 5g 30000MP Sony HD camera fan edition with special barbie stickers full AI features, or else no one will basically look at your blog (especially the nerds).

I wanna become an unboxing channel so bad (i mean i want to become a creator of an unboxing channel) because there's so much stuff i can do on youtube than in blogger which i mentioned in a previous blog which is the fact that blogger is getting kinda outdated and no one in my class or school knows about blogger

Anyways what a perfect moment to abruptly end off my blog PUBLISH BUTTON WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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