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My house kinda has an ant problem...

 So instead of our house being our house, it kinda turned into a home of 10,000 ants.

To be absolutely honest, I think the ants will enjoy our home more than the forest or the street.

And the laptop that I am typing on also has an ant infestation problem but I am still typing on it cuz why not and the speed of my typing should be able to bring the ants outside for me to kill

Now when I was small I imagined ants to be something like this but in reality IT IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY.

Now the ant problem has existed in our house for ages but suddenly the ants decided: Let's build our houses here cause why not?

And now every morning I wake up due to an ant bite.

And these ants are absolutely almost everywhere, you could even find them under the tiles.

And the tiles are absolutely wrecked like almost every single tile just blasted out of thin air but we don't know if it was the ant's superpower or just a fault in building the house.

(Just killed an ant rn)

Now my plan to get the ants out of my laptop is to make the laptop do something that would make it absolutely start smoking and either one thing happens: The ants die inside the laptop or run outside just to be killed by me personally.

Now some animal activists would be like: DONT KILL ANTS THEY DID NOTHIN BLA BLA BLA but I say THEY BITE ME SO MUCH THAT I KEEP GETTING IMAGINARY PAIN OF IT BITING ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

So this is basically my plan to get revenge on those stupid useless selfish ants, like imagine, they only live in harmony with themselves and do everything for their species and kill the human species practically.

Now my most hated insects include mosquitoes, ants, spiders and cockroaches.

Now spiders are basically harmless and mosquitoes are practically extinct to humanity if you just turn on the fan.

Cockroaches just scare me so much and the fact that they can fly makes me so scared that I hide in another corner of the house to just vibe with my fellow spiderkids.

Now ants are my number 1 enemy and tbh I literally destroyed their house in my grandfather's house and I got instant karma and by that I mean ant bites all over my legs.

I don't know if news travels stupidly fast in the ant world and that's the reason why the ants target me the most out of everyone in our family.

If anyone in the human world who reads this post has the ability to talk to ants tell them that I HATE THEM SO MUCH WADSIAHFIHKSJAHFSHKFJHJCZHJHFJHDHF.

I feel like this is only a problem in India because I don't see the same in Western houses and stuff.

Now India has a wide range of insects BUT IT DOESNT MEAN THAT IT HAS TO TAKE OVER OUR HOUSES LIKE MAKE YOUR OWN HOUSE IN THE FOREST.

Now sometimes I feel bad for ants because we probably destroyed their house to build our house but I absolutely hate these stupid things for literally staying here like BEHIND OUR HOUSE IS A RUBBER TREE FOREST GO THERE WHY HERE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PUBLISH BUTTON WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ant kill counter while writing this post - 27 wait now 28

(I kinda accidentally wrote a lot of stuff just ranting about ants lol)

Comments

  1. Angelin Aruldhas May 31, 2024 at 11:42 PM

    Hey Harris! A salam to your sense of humor 🫡. I'll convey this to the ants.

    ReplyDelete

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