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STATS - Just an other word for EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

(I just realised I missed my blog's 4th bday 🙁)

Now if you're not a well known blogger and you're just as lazy as me publishing once in a decade, you know one thing: STATS.

Lemme tell you, some of your STATS just don't make absolutely any sense, for example, my first blog, which I posted over 4 years ago, has less views than some of my recent blogs. But who knows who cares right?

These stats basically explain you're entire future career, I mean blogger is absolutely dead and absolutely nobody wants to read something that nobody even cares about in a REALLY outdated website filled with ads (mine's not filled with ads feel free to come here anytime until I blow up or somethin which I definitely wouldn't) and almost absolutely NOTHING that peaks your interest (except my blog its always interesting).

I might just be another 12 year old but STATS are quite important to me because I believe in quality and quantity yeah... Maybe that's not true but STATS are really important if you want to have a full time life on blogger, which, WHY???

Since blogger is becoming... Obviously outdated I might try youtube or any other thing that actually ISN'T OUTDATED cuz Y NOT?

But still being new to the grind that you have to do to become famous isn't exactly easy. Let me ask you one thing: Would you really just keep spending your time on something that just isn't doin anything great?

That's where STATS come in. They tell you which type of your videos/blogs/posts/whatever people are actually interested in and want to see more off.

OR just like in the title... Its another word for EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

Imagine you just spend like 24 hours into a video and it just ends up... like just that other video that nobody cares to spend some of time watching.

Because of this people just keep trying the latest trends that are popular, but lets be honest, the person who started that trend probably did better than you anyway.

SOO

Be more creative idiots. That's my advice. Even if you don't get popular cause the only thing that's ever going to be trending are the people who were on the platform since the creation of it.

And I ABSOLUTELY MEAN IT

Nobody is gonna be successful their first try, and I don't have the patience to wait till I get famous so this is all my blog's ever going to be.

If a random famous youtuber ever stumbles upon my blog (which will ALSO never happen), all I know is that this is going to be a laughing stock.

Anyway this is already a cringe stop for me so I don't know where me and my STATS are gonna end up.

All I know it will still be at the bottom of the posts of blog than there already is.

ANYWAYS BEFORE I GET EVEN MORE DEPRESSED PUBLISH BUTTON WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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