School Shenanigans

 So there's one thing that you would know about my school if you ever went to any of their celebrations.

The celebrations are either too over-prepared for or too under-prepared for.

So every year (we didn't get it last year for eLeCtIoN tRaInInG like I feel like already 50% of the votes are rigged so why bother) our school has a school day and the school day is like in 3 days.

But I don't care cuz I'm a non-participant 😎. (Getting back on track with using emojis)

And this school day is TOO over-prepared. It's just as over-prepared as almost every single NEET topper.

So this is how our timetable evolved:

1. The normal timetable (9 periods) but every period is 30 mins instead of 35 mins. After that you have the practice.

2. The same thing but the last period is cut off. After that you have the practice.

3. 5 Periods each for 40 minutes. After that you have the practice.

4. 1 Period for 1 hour. After that you have the practice.

And this practice had been going on for more than 2 months and still some of the practices are not over.

My friend (Shoutout to Jeshan again) is in the tamil drama and it turns out that he was chosen to become the main villain so he turned on his professional actor mode and guess what his script was:

Nah I'm too lazy to give you any options.

So his script was just; Talk something against the hero (it's in tamil so pardon me) and then run for his life as another soldier chases him. I mean, at this point villains are getting too boring.

I'll tell you, I'm good at writing villains for a story.

For example:

Hero: yOu DeStRoYeD mY vIlLaGe!11!1!!!

Villain: Last year, while I was walking by your village, I dropped my 4-piece chicken mcnuggets.

Hero: That's a YOU problem

Villain: My prized possessions fell in the river in your village. I- 

Hero: huh... Our village doesn't have a river.

Villain: I needed those 4-piece chicken mcnuggets to cure my chicken, Mr Camel.

Hero: No way you named a chicken Mr Camel 💀

Villain: Sadly, I couldn't get the 4-piece chicken mcnuggets again because the nearest McDonalds was 300 miles away.

Hero: BRO OUR VILLAGE HAS A MCDONALDS

Villain: Mr Camel died because of that incident. I had to take revenge on your village for causing such emotional pain to me. Mr Camel had just turned 2 days old and I had to depart with him so early.

Hero: Wait that's actually kind of emotional...

Villain: Eventually, I realised that the 4-piece chicken mcnugget was in my hands all along..

Hero: Nevermind...

Villain: So I decided to take revenge on your village, AND NOW I WILL TAKE REVENGE ON YOU GRAHHHHH!!! (Pulls out a smol knife).

Hero: Umm... Do you live in the 16th century man? (pulls out an AK-47 and holds villain at gunpoint)

Villain: (Falls to the ground) I'VE BEEN SHOT BY THE OWN MURDERER OF MY  DEAREST MR CAMEL, WHERE IS MY SON? WE MUST TAKE REVE-.(dies)

Hero: Uhh... Did my gun malfunction or did your grasp over reality malfunction...

(Enter Villain's Son)

Villain's Son: THOU HAST SLAIN MY FATHER! NOW THOU SHALT FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! (An entire WW3 army appears behind him).

Hero: And they said being a hero would be fun... (Thanos snaps the entire army out of existence)

(Enter Villain's grandson)

Villain's grandson: THOU-

Hero: AW COME ON!

Nice Villain story, innit?

I mean that was oBvIoUsLy better than the script that they had prepared for the drama.

NOW

Lemme tell you when the school under-prepares:

In almost every single event that doesn't involve a chief guest OR parents.

I'll tell you more school shenanigans:

We have a... (for the sake of the lack of a better word 😒) questionable Managing Director. She's basically the wife of the chairman of the school and trust me, it would not be fun to hang around with her.

For starters, here's an incident that happened on Teacher's Day (it's an actual celebration in India)

SO

(Where do I begin)

The start of the celebration (you can't even call it a celebration because of how gloomy everyone was) was EXTREMELY delayed (for reasons that idk) like it was 1 hour late.

So the managing director was obviously not in a good mood at came to the celebration looking like she was going to obliterate everyone that was there. So she came, said her speech and in between she saw a boi (our grade troublemaker) and she asked for his class teacher (who was the most hated teacher in our grade lol) and scolded her, and it was tEaChEr'S dAy CeLeBrAtIoNs.

Next she had to go in between the program because of an "iMpOrTaNt MeEtInG" and she gracefully accepted the opportunity to scold all of the teachers and staff associated with the program planning bcz it was conducted late. (I mean there probably was a reason for that but whatever) Then our Principal was flaming mad and both of them were arguing behind a banner (which was the banner for the managing director kept there for teacher's day lol the irony) and all the 12th grade master of ceremonies were watching like: "DAYUMMM".

And probably the most funniest thing about all of this was the fact that our Associate Director (who was the managing director's son) got a call right before the managing director was speaking, I mean I don't know if it was real call or not but it was really funny to watch especially considering the fact that I was the only one who noticed that.

This is not the only incident which caused everyone to hate our managing director but I often overhear our teachers absolutely hating on the managing director.

Now as I was writing half of this I got sleepy (it was 11:00 clock) so i'm writing this 2 days after because i got lazy yesterday.

And you know what?

Today (even though it was a full day practice) they told us it was a mandatory working day bcz they had to give us the invitation cards and a sweet box (yum).

But it turns out IT WAS ALL A LIE. We've been tricked top dogs release the hounds (jk).

I mean they still gave us the invitation card and the sweet box but they also had another plan in their mind.

They wanted "vOlUnTeErS" to introduce about our school's labs (which are actually pretty cool 👍) to the chief guests and the school's alumni.

And it turns out by "vOlUnTeErS" they literally meant every non-participant who was coming to see the program.

And I ended up being one of the "vOlUnTeErS".

But it's still cool bcz I represent the aerospace lab and it's one of my favorites so

Anyways if you know me you know that I hate creating long blogs so

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